Walter White’s Tighty-Whities From Breaking Bad Sold For A Ridiculous Amount – Looper

The underpants in question, sold and authenticated by PropStore, went for a mind-boggling $32,500 on Monday, February 27, 2023, making them — by Action Network’s estimates — the most expensive underwear ever sold, surpassing even Queen Victoria’s drawers in value. Nobody tell Albert.

Wildly, the listing for the white briefs, which describes them as “cotton and polyester” and having “a white elastic waistband with blue and goldenrod details, though the elasticity is largely lost,” also states that these particular unmentionables were “a set decoration ‘closet’ pair of White’s underwear.” The implication certainly seems to be that the underpants were never worn by Bryan Cranston in the series, begging the questions “would they be worth more or less if they’d actually had the Oscar-nominated actor’s bottom in them?” and “how much more would they have sold for if the elasticity wasn’t largely lost?”

Hypotheticals aside, this much can be said with some certainty: Somewhere, right this minute, a guy is explaining to his soon-to-be-ex-partner why the price of a Lexus is missing from their joint checking account, and why, when you think about it, this really was the best investment that he could have made after five or six beers.